Seven Foodie Phrases You Will Never Hear Me Say

This isn’t just a blog about food…it’s a blog about me.

And I want you all to be prepared, not just for what to expect from an Italian restaurant, but how to tell if I have become a zombie in case of the zombie apocalypse. 

If I ever utter one of these phrases, it’s not me. It’s my zombie self.

So run.

Because I would NEVER say:

“Ugh, I would never eat fast food.”

“Dude, no foie gras is worth that much money.”

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“Oh I didn’t prepare to wait in line. That’s okay – let’s just wait for a couple of hours – I’m hungry, but I won’t get cranky!”

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“I know that we are in Japan but I just really want to go to TGIFriday’s…”

“Give me another red wine – I never get hungover!”

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“I honestly can’t eat one more French fry.”

“Let’s skip the appetizers and just order more dessert!”

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“Just dig right in, it’s okay if you don’t wait for me to take a picture for my blog.”

Comments

  1. Yvo says:

    Haha I’ve uttered two of those quite a bit… “I don’t get hungover” and “it’s okay if you don’t wait for me to take a picture for the blog” (with NO sarcasm).

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