I have 2 posts waiting to be published. I couldn’t believe that I didn’t post Friday, and when I realized (in shock and fear) that I hadn’t posted today, I knew that something was wrong.
Luckily, I am skilled in the art of self diagnosing.
I am getting married in way, way less than a month’s time.
Via Urban Dictionary:
Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube “first dance” videos.