I don’t hate fall.
I mean, I don’t love it – I am not a fan of colder weather, shorter days, or saying sayonara to great tomatoes -but hey, it’s better than winter. But some people are insane about fall. Like, they are fall-tastic.
They are a little crazy. Fall is fun – it’s fine! – but it isn’t the be all, end all of food seasons. Basically, here are the things to skip around fall.
Am I the only person who honestly doesn’t enjoy this? The one and only time I went, it was freezing, drizzling, and the tractor that we rode on to get to the orchards broke down. Do you know what happens when a tractor carrying city slickers and toddlers breaks down? Mass chaos ensues. People pull out asthma inhalers and calculating how long it will take for an Uber to get to New Jersey. It was almost Titanic to push ourselves onto that next tractor. And apples just doesn’t do it for me in general -sure, they were okay, but to really get them where they had to be, I had to make it into a pie.
Just STOP IT. Pumpkin is delicious in pie and maybe in a couple of savory stews, but it doesn’t have to be in muffins, cookies, cakes, gum, soda, etc…in fact, it only tastes good in pies. I really think that people like pumpkin spice lattes because they are just happy to welcome full fat beverages into their lives after a summer of fat free iced coffees. Pumpkin belongs in pie. Leave it alone, already.
All root vegetables, all the time
I love mashed celery root and roasted turnips as much as the next gal, but what wouldn’t I GIVE for a juicy tomato or some sweet, tender spring onions? I rely heavily on fresh herbs all summer long and in the winter they just don’t taste the same. It’s a lot of heavy, umami flavors that are certainly delicious and craveworthy, but I definitely miss the bright, vibrant flavors and crunchy textures of summer salad.
Heavy, meaty braises
Similar to the root vegetable situation, I just miss the proteins of summer. Light, lemon scented fish. Tender spring lamb. Entire meals made of nothing except vegetables and some light, pungent sheeps milk cheese. Farewell Cobb salad dinners and hello lasagna, steak, and mashed potatoes with bacon. I mean, I guess that isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
This stuff is actually delightful. I have no idea why it’s on here.
Okay, I guess that fall isn’t the worst thing after all. I don’t know why I thought fall was overrated.
Bring it on, seasons!